Roving Reporters Cricket Club

RRs' President Roger Jones has launched a scathing attack against Arkley counterpart Mervyn Lack after Mervyn's recent attendance at RRs matches suggested he was planning a sensational takeover attempt. Mervyn was overheard saying "I want this club" at the Aldenham match, but a not-so-jolly Roger claimed that this was merely about a chocolate biscuit. Roger steamed "The clue is in his surname - Mervyn lacks the class, hairstyle, and chardonnay-drinking ability to lead a club like RRs". Roger went on to lay down an intriguing gauntlet: "Let this be settled at the Arkley Quiz night - win the quiz, win RRs". Upon hearing about the Quiz Night showdown, previous presidential candidate Roy Watts was already planning his bus route to get to the quiz to throw his hat into the ring as well, creating a three-way tussle for the RRs leadership. Things could turn nasty...